kevin had an interview for graduate school at the university of florida in september. while he was there for 2 days, he was able to take in the unique beauties that florida has to offer...trees (those big things with branches and leaves at the top), water-filled air (don't give me that suffocating garbage), grass (no, not spray painted rocks, but the real stuff that grows out of the ground), and the lovely company of mosquitoes, bugs and spiders. i think he's hooked! the day after he interviewed, the school called him and offered him a spot in the graduating class of 2011. wow. a week later, he received the official letter. if you were able to zoom in, it actually reads: "dear ms. anderson"...great. he's now going to have to change his name, make a few physical changes (i.e. implants, hair extensions, body waxing, etc.), and not worry too much about the whole false identity thing. nothing will stop us! we will go to uf whether it's as kevin ballard or ms. anderson.
9 years ago
